- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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