- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

My Girlfriend

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Come in

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??