- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Vagina-Boob

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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