Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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