- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Hey, Max!!

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Pavel Novak

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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