- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

A black goes to college

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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