Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Someone told me about this website.

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Herman Cain

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

your mother is so lesbian

whats pale and white your ass.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Time flies like a banana.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Tennesse

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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