Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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beiber i straight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Please don't rape me.

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Penis jokes.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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The Economy

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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