- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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