Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What should I name my dog?

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Kittens.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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