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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Tim's gay.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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