- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

penis that is all

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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