- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

The horse said "nay."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

A van drives into a car.

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A man walks into a bar.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Get in the van

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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