- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Pianca going ham

WNBA

Knock knock It's open, come in.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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