Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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