- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Women's rights.

Gadaffi

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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