Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

I am really good at math debating

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Nicholas Cage

What color is my lamp? Brown

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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