KEVIN HART

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats better than shoes feet

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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