What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

jack shine has boobs

Canada

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

noodles

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Bing

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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