whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Golf.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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