What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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My children are mistakes

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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come along children

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Ben is gay

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

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