why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Mmmm, donuts

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Herman Cain

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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