- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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