- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Noah is Smart.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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