- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

a banana

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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