What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Indeed.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

whats better than shoes feet

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Time flies like a banana.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

I am a real homosexual

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

you wanna hear a joke? no

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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