- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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