Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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PENIS

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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