knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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American Idol

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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