- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Golf.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Haha pizza

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Women rights.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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