Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Women

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

gay marriage.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

. Deez nuts Ok

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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