why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

thumb_up thumb_down

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down

want to go home? yea

thumb_up thumb_down

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

thumb_up thumb_down

Bing

thumb_up thumb_down

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hey what time is it. 3:15

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

if u r not my friend, like this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -8

milly, milly, milly, cat

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

thumb_up thumb_down -10

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

i heart wiener

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops