- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

the WNBA

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

two fish are in a tank.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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