- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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