- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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