Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Women's rights

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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