- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love boobs

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

your all shit at jokes

What will happen when a black person die they die

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Women's rights.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

beiber i straight

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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