What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Indeed.

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What time is it? 10:58

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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I like your hair

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Come in

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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