how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Knock Knock.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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