- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Penis

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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