- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

what is white and sticky? glue.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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