What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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