- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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