A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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DANA

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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