- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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