A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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