So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Anti Joke

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