A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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