- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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