A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Anti Joke

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