- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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