What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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knock knock come in

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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