- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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