- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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