Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Yellow People !!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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